What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
What do you get if you cross a Brontosaurus with fireworks?
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a skunk?
The biggest stinker you ever saw.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
Anywhere he wants to.
The largest dinosaur eggs were as large as basketballs. The bigger the egg, the thicker the shell. So if the eggs had been larger, dinosaur babies probably would not have been able to get out.
Dinosaurs often swallowed large rocks. These rocks stayed in the stomach and helped them grind up food.